Communists and Republicans are the most prevalent groups that are aginst bear homosexuality. The only known group of people that fit under both catergories are the terrible and feared Berenstain Bears. This 4 person family is known to have slaughtered over 10,000 homosexual bears and continue to strike fear.

Protection: To protect yourself against these radical bears, there is only one known object that makes the vulnerable. That object is Rod Stewart's 1971 first solo album "Every Picture Tells a Story". This shall protect you against the Berenstain Bears, but do seek help and warn an officer upon a sighting.