Gay Rights Activist For Bears

It doesn't matter what kinda of bear you are, be a panda bear, polar bear, grizzley bear or gummi bear, you have rights to be gay. To be gay and proud. Stand up and shout "raa raaa raa!" Every voice counts. Homosexuality in bears is almost as common as pasta on sundays. Recent U.S. polls state that 75% of all gay bears are homesexual. Those are staggering numbers that are only to increase. So let all bears love and love freely.I offer seminars weekdays at 7 for anyone that wants to come down and chat.

Communists and Republicans are the most prevalent groups that are aginst bear homosexuality. The only known group of people that fit under both catergories are the terrible and feared Berenstain Bears. This 4 person family is known to have slaughtered over 10,000 homosexual bears and continue to strike fear.

Protection: To protect yourself against these radical bears, there is only one known object that makes the vulnerable. That object is Rod Stewart's 1971 first solo album "Every Picture Tells a Story". This shall protect you against the Berenstain Bears, but do seek help and warn an officer upon a sighting.